December Riddles

Q.  What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A.   A puddle!

Q.  How do snowmen greet each other?
A.  Ice to meet you!

Q.  Where does a snowman keep his money?  
A. In a snow bank

Q.  Where does a snowman get his information?
 A.  The winternet

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?  
A. Frostbite.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?  

A.  Frosted flakes 

Q.  What do you call an old snowman?  

A.  Water

Q: What do lady snowmen use to stay young looking?
A: Cold cream.

Q.  What happened when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman?

A.   She gave him the cold shoulder.

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps.

Q. What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
A. An iceberger with a bowl of chili! 

Q. What do you call a snowman party?
A.  A Snowball! 

Q: How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!

Q.  What did the guests sing at the snowman's party?

A.  Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow

Q.  Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean?

A.  Because snow man is an island.

Q.  Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? 

A.  Because he thought his wife was a flake

Q. How does Snowman get to work?  

A. On an icicle.

Q.  What do snowmen call their offspring?

A.  Chill-dren

Q.  What do you call a snowman walking through a jungle?
A.  Lost